Tuesday, July 31, 2018

Blood Drive (2017)

Whenever I tell people about this show, I always get the same reaction: "You're kidding right?"

The concept is simply to outrageous to be believed without seeing it for yourself. So what is it about?

A car race where the engines run on human blood, and all the contestants have bombs around their necks that will blow up if they should come in last, unless they engage in anal sex.

Yep, that's right. Anal sex in blood-thirsty cars makes for some pretty awesome entertainment! And if you think that sounds too good to be true, you'll be delighted to know that it's not even a fraction of all the delicious depravity in each episode. There's also cyborgs, cannibals, kung-fu and a cult of amazonian women who of course use men as milking bags for semen.

It even features a starlet killer, in the form of Julian Slink. Even though the show was cancelled after the first season, I really hope we get to see more of this guy, 'cause anything he does is equivalent to cinematic heroin.


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