Sunday, February 12, 2012

Darkness (2002)

- Now, I want you to try and tell us everything that happened. Anything you can remember.
- I can't, I can't remember
- We need your help so we can find the other children
- A house
- What?
- They took us to a house
- Who?
- I don't know... people
- Do you think the other children are still there? Do you think they've been hurt?
- Yes

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So begins this voyage into darkness. While these words are uttered by an infant boy, the screen is only black and the slight quiver in his voice as he utters the final "yes" is enough to send shivers down a dinosaur's spine.

The plot is actually choke full of clichés and there's nothing that you haven't really seen before, but this time everything just works. From the haunted house, the ancient rituals and menacing evil, to the old book with all the answers... it just clicks.

It being a film that's basically about actual darkness, the sound designers worked overtime to create a somewhat unique experience, where the thrills lies more in what you hear than what you see. Scratches and chirps and thumps in the night are joined by slithering whispers and crawling footsteps, shaping images in your head that gives you that feeling that something terrible is always just out of sight.

Make sure you pay attention to the dialogue though, as one of the very last lines is what really drives the nail and solidifies its status as a true classic.

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Monday, February 6, 2012

2011: The year we lost contact

Hey guys, been a while. I've been a bit busy lately, but thanks to all the nice mail and comments I've gotten asking me to post more, I'll make another update.

I've been reading a lot of press saying that 2011 was not a very good movie year, complaining about the stream of remakes and sequels as always, and the lack of big hits. While this may be partially true, I still saw a bunch of films in 2011 that I will remember for a long time and thus feel deserves much more attention and praise than they got.

Since this site got some unwanted attention after posting a pirate-bay link for Tucker and Dale vs. Evil, I will not post download links to any of these films. Nobody seems to take offense if I post links to buried old treasures, but anything more recent seems to set off alarmbots all across the interweb. Many of these films are still being showed in cinemas anyway, and well worth the price of a ticket or two. If you prefer to watch them on your own screen, all you have to do is google the title and add "torrent" at the end, and I'm pretty sure you'll find all of them available.

Ok, here goes:

Drive - Anyone who claims there were no big hits in 2011, must've been living under a tinseltown pebble. Drive was a massive film that spawned much discussion, controversy and parodies. The infamous elevator scene is so iconic, it ensures the film will be a hot topic for years to come. I also find it strange that it is rarely mentioned that Drive is virtually a remake of Walter Hill's The Driver. Drive may have been based on a 2005 novel, but that novel was obviously inspired by the 1978 classic film. Just like Tim Burton's Chocolate Factory film was supposedly not a remake of the original 1971 version, but only "based upon the same material", Drive and Driver are obviously related.

Tree of Life - Another big hit that is unmissable if you want to partake in any social event where people will be discussing movies. Just like Drive, it pretty much split audiences' reactions in two, but love it or hate it, you can't deny the film had some pretty dazzling effects. I enjoyed it tremendously as a pure audio-visual roller coaster experience, where the plot came second hand to the pretty pictures and tantalizing sounds.

Immortals - This got a lot of bad publicity and sour reviews from people who complain about the extremely thin plot. I say they all missed the point completely, for two reasons: Firstly, it's a Tarsem Singh film. After the visual explosion that was The Fall, I did not go see his next movie expecting a plot-driven, character piece with snappy dialogue. I expected pretty pictures. And boy did it deliver. Secondly, the film's modest success was partly to blame on marketing that pertains the film to the adventure genre, and a distant cousin to the cartoonish violence in 300, when it's actually an extremely well made splatter film. I found the detailed blood and gore of Immortals so exhilarating, I came out of the cinema feeling like I just had sex with three albino midgets. You know, disturbed but content.

Rango - By far the most mainstream film on this list, I included it for its homage to cinema. The film is one long line of references to classics such as Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Chinatown, Star Wars, The Matrix, Mad Max, Apocalypse Now, Clint Eastwood spaghetti westerns, Lord of the Rings, Transformers and The Big Lebowski. And those are just off the top of my head. It was definitely full of cliches, but used it to its advantage, resulting in a film that worked as a trivia game for movie lovers.

Shame - A film that was both eagerly awaited and pretty much well received by both audiences and critics alike. The fantastic acting, direction, editing and score, made it a film I am eagerly awaiting to watch again. I also found the subject of sexual addition vs. manly male behavior vastly important and am a bit disappointed that the film didn't spawn more discussion about the matter. 

Blue Valentine - I thought this was a 2011 film, but IMDB says it's 2010. Regardless of whenever it came out, the film is a tremendous journey and a rare occasion of a movie catering to single people. In between all the sappy romcom, happily-every-after, cute and safe movie releases that keep getting shoved in your face every time you turn on a tv, Blue Valentine came as a healthy cure for falling in love, and made anyone who has ever argued with a loved one, feel a little bit more normal.

Martha Marcy May Marlene - This was one of those extremely rare cases, when I read the premise of a film that caught my interest and gave me some hope, only to find that the movie delivered and exceeded my expectations. If you haven't heard anything about this one yet, I highly advice you to abstain from reading about it or watching the trailer. This is a film that will hit you harder, the less you know about it. All I will say is that it is slow and intense, with oscar worthy acting and a simple but ingenious idea.

Paradise Lost 3 - THEY'RE FREEEE!!! Even though the film on its own might be little more than a patchjob of the previous two films, with rather limited new material, this third film makes me so happy, I cannot stop smiling whenever I think about it. Sequels aren't always bad.

Red State - Kevin Smith surprised us all when he proved that he can actually make good movies, if only studios gives him some slack. This is another film that you really should know next to nothing about before you see it, so I advice you to not even click the IMDB link I just gave you. Even knowing that Kevin Smith directed it will probably be a bad influence, as Red State is vastly different to everything else he has created. I wouldn't even try to check what genre it's listed as, as it's a great salad bowl of playful ideas. Kevin Smith has said that he'll create one more movie before he quits the industry. While I was very indifferent to this statement before, watching Red State made me change opinion, and now I would be somewhat sad if such a talented guy would never produce another film.

Another Earth - Now here's a beauty. More poetry than film, this strange breed of drama and sci-fi works surprisingly well. While it does contain a couple of stuttering moments that doesn't fly, the overall experience is lucid and wondrous. Maybe it's not quite in the same league as the others mentioned here, but it's still a very good film that's perfect viewing on a lazy day.

Rampart - Woody Harrelson's performance in this film warrants the words "tour de force", and makes me happy that I finally have an excuse to use the expression. While I found mr. Herzog's remake of The Bad Lieutenant quite forgettable much thanks to silly-boy Nicholas Cage's misdirected hyperactivity, Rampart is the worthy successor. The camerawork, direction, editing, plot and machine gun dialogue, all work together perfectly to create a drama that is both gritty and realistic, in a way that is both believable and cinematic.






As I live in Norway, there were also a few more great films whose world premiere was in 2010, but didn't reach Norwegian cinema until 2011, if at all.
I Saw the Devil - This was another film that was the talk of the town and a hammer to the head reminding us that the Koreans are excellent filmmakers. Beautifully shot in crisp, high contrast colors that seems to be somewhat of a trademark for Korea, and a luscious brutality that Hollywood is severely lacking. While I Saw the Devil might not be as mind-blowing as OldBoy, it is still a film you have to see if you want to be one of the cool kids.

Reindeerspotting - One of the greatest documentaries of all time. I already wrote about it here.

Summerland - A fuzzy feelgood film from Iceland about ghosts. Just quirky and rare enough to catch anyone off guard and blow expectations out of of the water. It being the first film from an up-and-coming director, I would really like to encourage everyone to see it, and create buzz around his promising career.

Tucker and Dale vs. Evil - Just when I had grown tired of the old slasher formula, this little gem popped out of nowhere and revitalized the genre. I already posted about it here, and was promptly contacted by officials asking me to remove the link. While I do feel that the makers of such an ingenious film should definitely get paid for their efforts, I also believe that I am actually helping them out, by spreading the word and making more people aware of it, as was always the intention of this site.

Chico & Rita - What colors, what lines, what story and, most of all, what wonderful music! This goes into the line of great alternatives to what Pixar wants animation to be, right up there with Fear(s) of the Dark, The Triplets of Belleville and Waltz with Bashir.

Monsters - Oh, it's not scary, or action filled, or loaded with CGI, but it's not supposed to be. This was a beautiful docudramatic nature flick, whose only flaw was a title suggesting otherwise. So beautifully shot, several scenes had me gawping, the monsters stand second in line to the magic of the surrounding atmosphere.

Agnosia - This one really took me by surprise. The epic scale of the film makes me wonder as to why it was never played in cinemas over here, and not given a proper release either. I wrote more about it here.

Barney's Version - I only heard about this because of its Oscar nomination for best make-up. When I finally got around to seeing it however, I was amazed that it was the only thing it was nominated for. Paul Giamatti delivers what might be his greatest performance to date, with a supporting cast sparkling with talent. But most impressive is the epic script, which journeys though several decades, countries and cultures, yet still remembers to be a character study of sorts. A magnificent film!


These were all the great films I remember seeing last year. However there are also a few which I have seen listed on Roger Ebert's best-of 2011 postings and the like, but haven't arrived to cinemas in my cold country yet and I haven't seen. Most notably these are:
Hugo

With all these great movies coming from Mexican, Spanish, Icelandic, Finnish, Cuban, Korean, Danish, British, Canadian and American filmmakers, I suspect that anyone who claims that 2011 wasn't a particularly good movie year, simply wasn't looking hard enough.

Saturday, December 24, 2011

The Castle (1997)

I would like to thank all of you who follow this blog, for all the nice comments and feedback and kind words. It's you who inspire me to keep on going, and post ever more obscure films.

My Christmas present to you is a warm and fuzzy comedy from down under, whose characters might very well be the definition of quirkiness. There's no violence or horror or even that much drama. The Castle is simply good wholesome entertainment, that is perfect for a snuggly time with your loved ones, in between all the food and drinks and hugs and kisses.

Happy holidays!

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Friday, December 16, 2011

Kindred: The Embraced (1996)

Twilight is raking it in at the box office and True Blood  is still going strong. 

These are troubled times.

Kids these days... (yes, I said it) They don't know about the alternatives.

You don't have to settle for less, you know. There are good vampire shows out there.

More exciting and dramatic and stylish and romantic and sexy and scary: the magnificence of The Kindred has yet to be surpassed.

This show had it all, and was only cancelled because the lead actor died in a motorcycle accident.

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Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Threads (1984) & The Day After (1983)

Like Armageddon & Deep Impact, Antz & A Bugs Life, Repo & Repo Men, these two are also sibling films that for some reason came out at just about the same time.

They both try to give a realistic portrayal of what it would be like in the event of a nuclear war, but to be perfectly honest, it's been a fair while since I saw them, and I can't really remember which is which. One is British and one American, but other than that I just remember enjoying both of them in a disturbing kind of way.

You got your bombs and smoke-clouds and fallout. And there's panic and disease and people generally having a lousy time of it...

You know: Entertainment.

The fact that they came out in the 80s however, meant that the cold war was still going on, and the apocalyptic threat was not taken as lightly. Still, there's nothing like a good scare to make you appreciate life, and as such these films still manages to rattle the cage.

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Tuesday, December 6, 2011

The Running Man (1987)

Is The Running Man a good movie? Well... eh....

Is it awesome? FUCK YEAH!

"Good" and "enjoyable" doesn't always have to mean the same thing. In fact, they can be just about opposite, as proved in this Stephen King classic.

While the premise is not a bad one (convicted felons being forced to run for their lives while cartoonish hitmen hunt them down on live television) the movie has not aged well. It was made in the 80s, but the costumes and sets and music and camerawork all have a coarse quality that feel like the 70s. It's actually somewhat reminiscent of Logan's Run in style, and difficult to believe it actually came three years after the first Terminator film.

But common... this is Arnold at the top of his game! He's big, and he runs, and he struggles to utter simple catchphrases... What's not to love? Back in those days, it wasn't a question of liking Schwarzenegger or not. It was a question of getting your ass kicked.

Those were the days...

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Monday, December 5, 2011

Detours (2004)

This is something totally different.

The short explanation would be to call it a breakdance video. However that doesn't quite cover it. I'd rather say it's an artistic endeavor of remarkable visuals, set to enticing music.

There is breakdance, sure, but not the silly robot-moves you remember from the 80s. These guys twist their bodies in such impossible ways, they are often asked if there's any bone structure beneath their skin. You've seen one of the performers, who goes by the name David Elsewhere, on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Alice in Wonderland, Heineken and Volkswagen ads, as well as other viral videos.

But then, this is not merely a video showcasing dancing. Using out of the way locations in an unnamed metropol, the camerawork, editing and simple effects, create an immersive experience, that's somehow soothing, and perfect eye-candy to project on a wall at a party, or to keep you entertained on those days you don't have energy for thoughts.

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Sunday, December 4, 2011

The Pit and the Pendulum (1991)

Another Stuart Gordon gem. This time with good old Lance "Scarface" Henriksen.

One of the reasons I want to post this, is that a little while ago I had to write a review of Season of the Witch. In case you haven't seen that (and I hope you haven't) let me spare you. It's bad. No, it's worse than bad: it's insulting!

Still, when I checked the IMDB page, I found tons of people who actually thought it was a good movie. While everyone is of course entitled to their opinion, I believe that anyone who thinks Season of the Witch is a decent film, doesn't have much of a reference.

They can't know that it's been done before.

With superior actors, better effects, prettier women, more elaborate sets, and a story that actually makes sense.

While it does have its flaws, The Pit and the Pendulum is still so much better, it make Season of the Witch feel like someone spit in your face.

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Saturday, December 3, 2011

An Evening with Kevin Smith (2002)

This is something only the hardcore film freaks will enjoy, but he or she will enjoy it endlessly!

Combining stand-up and behind-the-scenes gossip, Kevin Smith holds a Q&A about what it is like being Kevin Smith. That's all. Just a guy standing on a stage answering questions.

But even if you're not a big fan of his movies, his storytelling skills, snappy responses, charisma and humor, will have you in tears. His story about a script he wrote for a Superman film that never came to be, makes it the only Q&A you will ever want to see multiple times..

This was such a success that several sequels were produced. However, like sequels go, none of those reached the same level of excellence.

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Friday, December 2, 2011

The Sting (1973)

The Sting is as close to a perfect movie you're gonna get, ranking up there with The Godfather, Apocalypse Now, The Good the Bad and the Ugly and Shawshank Redemption. It was a huge production that won a whole bunch of Oscars, and was a tremendous success when it first came out.

Yet, for some reason, it is very rarely mentioned, and just about non-existent when compared to the aforementioned films.

So let's go back to the 1930s, when style was what it was all about. The hats, the suspenders, the wooden interiors, the cigars, the women and the deck of cards...

Like watching a good flower power film about the hippy times, The Sting paints a picture of the 30s in such a way that you will be wishing you were around in those days.

The plot is a ballet of perfectly knitted scenes which entertain to no end, and a whole pile of twists that spin you around like a ballerina. Paul Newman and Robert Redford were born to play the smiling con-men, both with a whole pack of aces up their sleeves, and the music... well... can't you hear it playing in your head already?

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Thursday, December 1, 2011

Thumb Wars (1999)

I'm not really a Star Wars fan, but this thumbellion parody is so hilarious, I've seen it again and again.

It's just what it sounds like: Star Wars with thumbs.

While Star Wars parodies have become so common they're basically dominating youtube, this is the one that gets everything right.

Written and directed by the great Steve Oedekerk (who also brought you Kung Pow) the jokes are so tightly wound, it'll take multiple viewings just to get half of them.

After watching this, you'll be ecstatic to know there's five more thumb parodies out there. Sadly, mr. Oedekerk has nothing but producer credits on the others, and except for Batthumb which is mildly amusing, the rest are best avoided.

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The Hidden (1987)

The 80s was a long exercise in bad taste, but boy did some awesome movies come out of it.

The Hidden is the perfect example.

It has everything a good movie needs: Strippers, revolvers, fast cars, shotguns, aliens, flame throwers, drugs, Kyle MacLachlan, bazookas, great one-liners, a messed up ending and a handicapped man being run over to a hard rock soundtrack. There's lot's of explosions and a pretty cool story to boot. A police station shoot-out is so bad ass, it rivals the one in The Terminator. And everything is made with a disdain for the political correctness that's messed up all action films to come after.

Don't bother with the incredibly boring sequel though.

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