Monday, May 2, 2011

I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle (1990)

The title really does say it all, basically spoiling the whole plot.

And if you suspect this is another silly movie, you don't even know the half of it. The promise of a long scene with a flying piece of turd that talks, might give you a vague idea. South Park eat your heart out.

The rest of the film is just a long line of dry jokes and predictable puns. Now, some people might think this makes it a bad movie, and I call those people "sober."

I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle will remind you not to take life so seriously.



  1. Lol, something tells me I would absolutely hate this movie, but whatever. Nice review!

  2. hehe, sometimes you need to hate a movie, to enable you to love another ;)

    Thanks for the comment.